OMG!  It's a chair!
(Joseph Kosuth ; 'One and Three Chairs' (1965))
Seen at MoMA, NYC

"Hey Honey, do you like your present?"
"John, its a f#*^ing hoover"
"No darling, its art."
(Jeff Koons - 'New Hoover Convertables, Green, Blue; new Hoover Convertables, Green, Blue; Double-Decker' (1981-1987))
Seen at The Whitney Museum, NYC 

And these bags were, like, dancing with me.  Breathing with me.  Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it ... like my heart's going to cave in.


American beauty, eat your heart out... 


(Nils Völker - 'One Hundred and Eight' (2010)
Found at today and tomorrow


You should also check out ... his video

... how do I break the news to Dad that the car literally vanished into thin air?

(Sara Watson - 'vanishing car')

Found via BBC news

I like arty farce like a fat guy likes (a bath full of) doughnuts 
(Nick White)
Found at today and tomorrow

No man is an island ... but I may as well try!
(Antti Laitinen - 'Voyage' (2008))
Found at Rebel:Art

No. No. No!  Daddy, I said I wanted a pony!
(Stefan Brüggemann - 'No, No, No, No' (2005))