The walls came crumbling down .... 
(Kilian Rüthemann & Niklaus Wenger - 'Masse Critique' exhibition at Centre d´Art Neuchâtel in Switzerland)
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I find that the blue just sets off my skin tone.

(Yves Klein - 'Anthropométries' (1960s))

Sometimes ... you just need to scratch that itch.  Who knew you could call it art eh?

(PMS Collective - 'Self Service')

Found at Rebel:Art

Save yourself.  Don't eat potatoes sprouting glitter and roots.
(Peter McKay - 'Save Yourself' (2006))
Seen at Primavera06

I'm feeling rather impotent today.
(Christian de Vietri - 'Six Degrees of Separation' (2004))
Seen at Primavera06

OMG!  It's a chair!
(Joseph Kosuth ; 'One and Three Chairs' (1965))
Seen at MoMA, NYC

"Hey Honey, do you like your present?"
"John, its a f#*^ing hoover"
"No darling, its art."
(Jeff Koons - 'New Hoover Convertables, Green, Blue; new Hoover Convertables, Green, Blue; Double-Decker' (1981-1987))
Seen at The Whitney Museum, NYC 

And these bags were, like, dancing with me.  Breathing with me.  Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it ... like my heart's going to cave in.


American beauty, eat your heart out... 


(Nils Völker - 'One Hundred and Eight' (2010)
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... how do I break the news to Dad that the car literally vanished into thin air?

(Sara Watson - 'vanishing car')

Found via BBC news

I like arty farce like a fat guy likes (a bath full of) doughnuts 
(Nick White)
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No man is an island ... but I may as well try!
(Antti Laitinen - 'Voyage' (2008))
Found at Rebel:Art

No. No. No!  Daddy, I said I wanted a pony!
(Stefan Brüggemann - 'No, No, No, No' (2005))

Dear Tilda.  I love you so much.  I just wanted to watch you while you slept. 
(Cornelia Parker - 'The Maybe' (2005))
Found at Piet Mondriaan

I knew those storms would be useful for something. 
(Eugenie Scarse- 'Truncated Trunk' (2009))
Found at piet mondriaan

The O-Week prank got a little out of hand.

(Daniel Arsham - 'Sheet' (2007))

Found at i like this art

Just because I am a tree doesn't mean I can't be an artist too!
(Letha Wilson - 'Hanging Wall in Hemlock Tree' (2009))
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Um ... I forgot what day it was.
(On Kawara - from the Today Series (1966 & 1978))
Seen at Dia:Beacon

My doodles ponder the absurdity of contemporary art.  I sell them for $1000.

(David Shrigley - various illustrations) 

Oh my! I got a little quite smashed on the bubbly stuff today ... 
- 555kgs of pulverized champagne bottles. 
(Alicja Kwade - '412 Lieter bis zum Anfang' (2008))
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Shit!  I think I just tore a hole through that painting!
(Lucio Fontana - 'Concept Spatieale' (1959) & 'Concepto Spatiale' (1964))

Tiger, you can play my front 9 and my back 9 you dirty little schmooka! 
18+ only - The collage is made out of porn (i dare you to look zoooooooom ... )


(Jonathan Yeo - '18 Holes (Tiger Woods)' (2010))
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This ceiling sure tastes good.
(Fred Muram - 'Kissing the Ceiling' (2008))
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I just wanted to get high.
(Werner Reiterer - 'Beginnings of space travel')
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De  Light ... get it?  It's a post-ironic pun.  Totally conceptual.
(Brigitte Kowanz - 'Delight')
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When the insurers call ... let's just call it art eh?
(Daniel Adam Turner - 'Sp. 1' (2007))
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I'm just a chair who likes to breakdance.
(Joshua Longbrake - 'Untitled')
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What do you mean what do I mean?  My art is totally comprehensionable!

(Kaspar Sonne - 'mean' (2007))

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